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World-Famous TV Lady Doctor comes forth and blows the lid off the
conspiracy to keep you unhealthy, fat & just plain sick...
"The Reason You Can't Lose Weight has Nothing to Do With Your
Will-Power, Over-Eating or the Right Diet! ... The Reason You are Fat
and Unhealthy is Because You Have Disgusting Plaque and Horrible Little
'CRITTERS' Living in Your Guts!"
"...And Now I'm Going to Show You How to Get Rid of All of It so You
Can Shed 10 lbs, 25 lbs, 50 lbs even 100 lbs or more - and Keep It Off
FOREVER!!"
Ask yourself ...
Do you really want all this junk living inside your guts?
This is harmful Plaque (below) - Everybody has it. But to keep from
getting sick and to be able to maintain a healthy body weight you MUST
get rid of it now!
If you don't, it will eventually cause you to not be able to lose
weight (regardless of how much you diet and exercise!) and eventually
it will kill you!
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These are harmful Parasites (below) - Everybody has them. If left to
live and breed inside your stomach, small and large intestines and
colon, they will eventually cause you to puff up, gain lots of weight,
get sick more often, and take many, many years off your life!
They use your body as a 'Food Storehouse' and so they can live and
breed by the millions. But now it's time to flush them out and down the
toilet for good. If you don't they will just make you fatter and much,
much sicker!
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Would you trust anything living in your bowels that has teeth but NO
eyes?
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"Most doctors, so-called diet gurus and fitness experts are either
lying to you, or just plain don't know what they're really talking
about!"
That's Right! This lady Doctor is Ticked-off at Everyone for Lying to
You!! ... And Now She's Putting an End to It for Good!
...But Will You Listen to Her???
C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\Desktop\Suz looking right
copy.jpg 9:08 a.m.
Wednesday
Dear Friend,
I really do care about you! - And I want to be YOUR Doctor! ...
Although I've never met you face to face, I do in fact care about you
very much. And it saddens me deeply that despite assurances from the
people you believe you can trust, you are nonetheless being lied to
every single day.
In fact, this very fact alone literally breaks my heart.
Here's the straightforward TRUTH: Doctors, Diet Food Companies, and
Health Professionals are now lying to you, and have been lying to you
and everyone else for decades.
Want PROOF?
That's easy! - Just look around you as more and more diet foods, magic
diets, diet fads, health foods & even drugs supposedly designed to make
you lose weight become available, people are nevertheless getting
FATTER and FATTER and LESS and LESS healthy!!
You don't need such-n-such medical agency or someone at CNN telling you
a bunch of fluffed up statistics and misleading numbers when all you
have to do is ask yourself this easy question:
"Why is it that we have 21^st century medicine and the greatest
resources available to us on earth now more than ever, but people
are just getting fatter and more and more unhealthy?"
Never let anyone argue against your reasoning, and keep this question
in the back of your mind no matter what - and regardless of what
someone else may say!
More importantly, try asking this question above to everyone you know,
including doctors and health professionals, and see what kind of
answers they give you.
I already know exactly what responses you'll get from them:
* "It's not an easy thing to answer." (Yes it is - just say it, doc!)
* "The answer is far more complicated than the question." (Not
really, what are you hiding, doc?)
* "She [me] is only interested in selling you her diet book." (I'm
really just trying to save your life!)
* "People have no self-control." (If this were true humans would have
died off ages ago due to eating themselves to death - and many
doctors rely on this answer above most of the others! Ridiculous!!)
* "There are more fatty foods out there today." (And you know this is
a load of crap because $100 millions of dollars are being spent on
the manufacture of so-called healthy foods today than ever before -
yet a WHOPPING 68% of most people living in North America alone are
considered OBESE! - And even other nations are starting to see the
'bulge!')
What's worse is if you actually settle for their answers and just
assume that everything is going to be fine (but it won't!)
If you don't act now, you may not live much longer!
As a doctor I've seen far more than my fair share of people who were
alive one day and then dead the next.
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copy.jpg
What really SHOCKED me was when talking to their loved ones a tad later
to actually hear some of them say such things like:
* "He seemed so healthy!"
* "She was so young, it's not fair!"
* "I don't understand, he ran 5 miles a day!"
* "What a shock, she ate only the healthiest organic stuff!"
* "Something else must have caused it as she was a vegetarian."
...and so on.
And before I say one more word, I want to assure you that I do NOT for
a single second ever wish to hear "bad news" such as this about YOU!
Like I said, even though we've never met I do in fact really care about
you.
How is it possible that I care so much about you?
Because even though we have never met, I do understand that like me you
also have people close to you. Under different circumstances and had we
actually met, who knows, you may have become one of my closest friends.
Or, look at it this way: I have a sister, and two brothers, as well as
a mom and a dad just like you too have a family. And I wouldn't for one
second want to ever hear anything bad as ever happening to anyone of
them.
So likewise, you could just as easily have been my brother or sister,
or someone close to me --- and it would tear my heart out if anything
ever happened to someone I loved.
I want us to become close friends starting "YESTERDAY!"
Time is one of those things that before you know it you end up saying
things like "where's the time gone" and "wow! It seems like only
yesterday!"
And because things just seem to be happening today faster and faster,
time is now a much more cherished commodity!
And since time is so precious, I don't want to waste a single moment
more - but would like YOU to become my friend starting "yesterday!"
I promise as your new friend never to lie to you (like all the others)
and to only give you the absolute truth (absolutely UNLIKE all the
others!)
I want you to think of me as your "guardian angel" - literally someone
who's willing to watch over you when nobody else will - or even when
YOU may fail to watch over yourself.
And I'm perfect for the job as I've been told by everyone I know that I
care more about people and want what's truly BEST for them more than
anyone else they've ever met!
Maybe I am tooting my horn a tad - but what I'm saying to you now is
completely the truth!
And if you want to put me to the test, I'm willing to accept your
challenge all day long.
I will do everything to be your best friend and help you:
1. Lose weight (and really keep it off for good!)
2. Live longer!
3. Feel great (and all the time!)
4. Get rid of any conditions (and even disease when others
said there was no hope!)
5. Stay fit, feeling good, looking younger and more
"vitalized" than ever before!
With what I'm going to give you just 2 minutes from now and only one
click away, you will become "super-charged" with new exciting health!
You WILL lose the weight (and regardless of all the BS and other fads
and diets you've tried before!)
What's so different about what I'm going to give you from all the
others?
That's the easiest question of all for me to answer!
Here it is...THE TRUTH (finally revealed!)...
"The reason all the other diets, diet foods, organic foods, healthy
foods, medicines and all the rest don't work in this modern
technologically-amazing age is because THEY WERE DELIBERATELY DESIGNED
NOT TO!"
Are you shocked? ... stunned? ... in disbelief? ... surprised? ... or
even ANGRY?
You should be all of the above (but especially "ANGRY!")
Why should you be "angry" over all the others?
Simple: What if your mom died, and after an autopsy someone found out
that she had been poisoned? Would you want to hunt the person down and
kill them for poisoning your mom?
Of course you would (anyone would!)
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But what you may not really be ready to accept is the fact that someone
IS already poisoning your mom, your dad, your brothers and your
sisters, and your closest friends!
And they're actually getting away with it!!
I know that last line above is perhaps scarier than everything else -
i.e., the part about those poisoning everyone and them getting away
with it.
I've had patients come to me and laugh at my advice, only to later
suffer a
stroke, get really sick, or even die!
Yet before when they were laughing off my revelations about the TRUTH,
they seemed like they knew better than me - only a tad later their own
health PROVED them wrong - VERY WRONG!
And I'm not proud of the fact that they refused to listen to me -
again, it broke my heart because like I feel about YOU, I felt about
them too!
But enough dilly-dallying! ... Let's get down to the nitty-gritty! ...
wpclipart/small_icons/misc_7/thumbs_up.png Do you REALLY
want to lose weight? (Please answer 'Yes!')
wpclipart/small_icons/misc_7/thumbs_up.png Do you really
want to look sexier and slimmer? (Again, please answer 'Yes!')
wpclipart/small_icons/misc_7/thumbs_up.png Do you really
want to look and feel YOUNGER? (Ditto above!)
wpclipart/small_icons/misc_7/thumbs_up.png Do you really
want to be forever free of sickness and disease? (Ditto above!)
wpclipart/small_icons/misc_7/thumbs_up.png Do you really
find it such a surprise that food & drug companies profit off you being
sick?
And did you understand everything I said above about how other diets,
diet foods and drugs and medicines are actually "deliberately" designed
NOT to work at all - but just make you sicker? (Ditto above!)
Check any one or more:
[_]
If you answered 'yes' to anyone one (1) question above, then there's
hope for you.
[_]
If you answered 'yes' to any two (2) questions above, then I'm
convinced you may be a little willing to get serious.
[_]
If you answered 'yes' to any three (3) questions above, then I suspect
that you could really start making a difference with a little extra
effort and some willingness to go further.
[_]
If you answered 'yes' to any four (4) questions above, you have 80% of
what it takes to succeed very soon!
[_]
But if you answered 'yes' to ALL FIVE (5) of the questions above, then
you are 100% ready NOW (not next week, or worse never!) to get started
TODAY and forever change your life for the very BEST!
But I don't want you to make up your mind just yet - I want to show you
real results first (then you can decide if this is really right for
YOU!)
It makes sense that if diets were really meant to work then you'd hear
more and more stories of people who used them successfully.
But that's NOT what you hear at all!
Instead, all you hear about are your friends complaining that they've
been starving themselves to death -- yet still have trouble losing a
single pound!
The main reason this is so is because dangerous parasites living inside
their guts (and even YOURS!) excrete chemicals (waste products) that
travel to your brain and tell your "hypothalamus" to make you store
more and more fat for THEM to eat!
In other words, these parasites are making you a GIANT 'food factory'
for THEM to eat! -- YUCK!
Read this excerpt below about "worms" living in your bowels even now!
...
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For the full story and a whole lot more click here.
Imagine how easy it is to get this one parasite alone! It's in poorly
cooked fish and actually lays eggs inside your bowels. (You know this
is true or else why do we always say "close the lid on the toile" to
keep our pets safe from drinking parasite-laden water?)
Even your bladder is not safe from harmful parasites that lay 10,000s
of eggs! ...
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copy.jpg
Now watch this disgusting video of a real parasitic worm trying not to
be stirred out of someone's bowels ...
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right.png
Again, these worms get inside you, then they make "you" their new home
- and they don't want you to bother them as they prefer not to be
disturbed (as they eat you alive, make you fat, and cause you to become
diseased over time!)
Parasites can even become "mineralized" and block your body's ability
to absorb nutrition properly! ...
These little critters are no joke! They are DEADLY!
Not only can they hurt you while they are alive inside your guts, but
they can die and then become mineralized (just like a fossil!) and
cause painful swelling, blockages and other harmful things.
Read this caption and screenshot just below:
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copy.jpg
To see this and more visit here.
wpclipart/small_icons/misc_6/skull_n_bones_2.png Do you
really want all this junk inside you?
But wait! ... There's even more gross junk inside you (even right now
as you're reading this!) ...
I know you'd rather leave this site right now than accept the fact that
all this junk is in fact living and sticking to your insides.
I mean, who wants to know they have such filthy little critters and
such dangerous plaque inside their bowels?
But you must face facts rather than turn and run away like a coward
(cuz if you do that then there's absolutely NO hope for you!)
I promise this is the last gross thing you have to look at (just below)
-- but I want you to see this.
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copy.jpg
Once you get these "spots" inside your intestines you're almost ready
to cash in as your health is really in danger. I mean, ask yourself and
using common sense, do these spots look like something healthy to you?
Plus, to get well, stay healthy, and lose harmful excess fat from your
body, and furthermore to destroy any the threats now living inside you
and others that could later harm you, you must shed the "skin-like"
material that appears above!
But don't worry. I'll give you the Secret to once and for all getting
rid of all this terrible junk that's out to kill you - and after making
you fat and unhealthy!
But enough of grossing you out -- I'd rather just cut to the chase and
tell you what I am going to do to help you once and for all -- and to
cure your problems and from you from being fat and getting sick! ...
C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\Desktop\Suz looking nice but
serious copy.jpg I'm going to blow the lid off the best-kept secret in
the world:
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Precisely how YOU can immediately "poop-out" all these horrible things
including the dangerous plaque and horrible little 'critters' that are
keeping you fat, making you sick, and which will eventually kill you!
That's right! I'm making it my business to make you well!
While your doctor may already tell you that this is his job, has it
worked for you so far?
Also, 99.8% of most doctors would rather you get sick and stay sick as
that's how they earn their living!
Not me. I'm committed to making you well (and FOREVER!)
So please, get my Top Secret Fat Loss Secret NOW, and so you can join
the ranks of all my other success stories, and maybe possibly even so
that you can be featured here next!
I'm going to go as far as to twist your arm to make sure you do the
right thing for your health, and so that you absolutely lose weight,
feel like a million bucks, look incredibly sexy, and live a whole lot
longer! ... And starting TODAY!
I could be like everybody else and just tell you what I have to offer,
and then let you decide sometime next year whether you are ever going
to do anything about your current condition.
But that's not my style! I'm going to wrestle with you if I absolutely
have to -- even if it means twisting your arm and getting you in a
headlock, and just so that you'll get off your butt and make the right
choice NOW! (And not later when I might just be forever too late!)
I have 2 Options for you with my Top Secret Fat Loss Secret:
I'm not going to waste your time nor mine! I've been told that although
I care about everyone, I'm still very much a no-nonsense gal! And why
not? I mean, would you rather me just sugarcoat everything for you (in
other words lie to you!) or tell you the hardcore facts and get you to
do the right thing for yourself and your health and body?
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for you! ...
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The Clock is ticking ...
pjcj/yapc/yapc-eu-2006-enigmatic_perl/slides/images/stop
watch.jpg Regardless of which of the above Plans you chose, don't
forget: The Clock is counting down to make absolutely sure you do the
RIGHT thing and make the right choice NOW (rather than put off, get
fatter, get even more and more unhealthy, and you know what happens
next - right?)
So make absolutely sure you take action now (don't wait - because
you're certainly not getting any slimmer, any sexier, or any healthier
sitting here doing nothing!)
One last plea for your health ...
C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\Desktop\TopSecretFat LossSecret
\SecretFatLoss100.jpg I created my Top Secret Fat Loss Secret just
for you -- so please whatever you, do don't waste everything I've put
in it to save your life, make you healthier, and make you sexier and
fit!
Like I said above: Even though we've never met face-to-face, there's no
reason I can think of why we can't become good friends starting
yesterday!
I'm making the best effort I can right to reach out to you and help
you.
Other doctors just want to make money off you continually getting
sicker and sick -- but not me. I want you well, lean, safe, sexy and
super-health for keeps!
So do the right thing NOW ...
Wanting the absolute BEST for you & your health!
Dr Suzanne Gudakunst
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weight - perhaps even 45 pounds lighter, and which means a whole lot
healthier! You decide which you'd rather be just 1 month from now ...
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